Tell us the story of the first game you ever made!

We don't mean your first successful game, or the first game you're proud of, we mean your FIRST GAME EVER. We're expecting most of these to be hilarious horror stories :D

Maybe you were 15 years old and wrote Drugwars on a TI-83 and your teacher found it. Maybe you were 6 and made a Candyland clone out of construction paper and lost to the kid with the crayon up his nose. Or that time you found out about RPG Maker and wrote a story so terrible you had to change the language to Japanese and call it a JRPG to save face.

We want to hear your stories. In glorious detail.