Need advice.

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It simple, Im going to France a next monday, and I have a real problem...I can't french. 

All jokes aside, Im seriously going with family, and I hate touristy trips I like to just kick back and relax not look at every building in a new city. So anyone have any idea's of what to do in France for a SCII Nerd?!

staying just outside of Paris! ty Scoop :D