oh, dear Day9,
Do you kind and noble sir, have the enough geekary in da blood to take this on?
To quote the opening para: "Dwarf Fortress is one of the most complex computer games in the history of computer games. How complex? In the game's discussion forum, one player asserts that after 120 failed games, he can finally "get into the swing of things." One of his many fortress death spirals began, as the downfalls of society often do, with an immigrant dwarf who suddenly succumbed to a "secretive mood." A short time later—kaboom."
Captain, do you have the power!?
- A Faithful Servant