Bored, decided to come up with a few Nuke and Seuss rhymes in-between writing my Senior Honor's Thesis
Start a little simple:
Make a toast to the Ghost, the marvelous me!
For I am the NUKER of all that I see!
Little more complex:
You thought you were cool
You thought all was well
Mark my words Protoss fool
I'll NUKE YOU TO HELL!
Get a little more creative:
Scan in the back, scan in the front
Waste all of your energy during the hunt
No observer to scout, it's time to cry
I'll nuke with a shout of
NEVER SAY DIE!
Back in control, you watch for my ghosts.
You call me a troll when I proclaim my boasts.
No reason to fear, for now your base is protected.
It's not like you'll hear
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!
Of course, the classic:
And one to end with:
Don't call me a scrub, don't add to your shame!
Don't call me a nub, 'till you know who to blame!
It wasn't my plan, though these might be my words!
I'm simply a fan of the king of the nerds!
Performed the assault, but not the designs!
It isn't my fault!
THE PLOT WAS DAY NINE'S